My laptop doesn’t pick up on the vague wireless that actually exists in my home, three rooms away, but it picks up on a wireless network ten miles away.
If only I had the password to that network…
"People in musicals sing too much"
"Boys who like musicals must be gay"
"Musicals are repetitive"
"Musicals last way too long"
"Musicals are WAY too cheesy"
"Musicals are just boring"
"Musicals are childish"
"People who like musicals are just sad lonely losers, and—"